Dieta, diete

dieta

	Per  Signora  M.	Per..  s	Altro
Colazione	Le colazioni vanno bene così come sono.	idem
Pranzo	A pranzo mangeremo il primo (porzione piccola) o il secondo, con delle verdure.	idem	Il vino non verrà messo in tavola.
Cena	Alla sera io mangerò spesso solo una terrina di insalata, magari che sia fantasiosa e varia. E delle verdure cucinate. Poi, la Padrona due volte per settimana la sera  mangerà anche il secondo, di carne o pesce.  Anche lo sch.	- Anche	Il vino alla sera sarà regolamentato dalla Padrona.
Merende	-	-	-
Altro	Io non voglio più mangiare pane, che dovrà essere nascosto e, sul tavolo, non dovrà essere raggiungibile dalle mie mani.	Lo schiavo ne mangerà sotto mio controllo.	Il vino durante il giorno. Il suo consumo verrà regolamentato dalla Signora e  Padrona.

Faranno eccezione le serate di ombre inevitabili e imperdibili e, se necessario, i weekend o le gite, e quando la Padrona dice che va bene.

e qui guardiamo sul webblog.
qui c'è qualcuno che non scherza. E qualcuno, qui , che la prende Molto sottogamba. tutto, sottogamba.

"Mistress decided that She wanted me to loose weight, so She put me on a diet.  This was a fairly simple thing for Her to do, since I already needed to ask Her permission to eat or drink anything.  I quickly started complaining about being hungry all the time, but Mistress just dismissed this with the observation that I wasn’t starving.  I started referring to what She was letting me eat as the “Mean Mistress Jenn Diet,” which amused Mistress to no end.  You can see the Mean Mistress Jenn Diet."

 

The Mean Mistress Jenn Diet         .

 

Note: A daily multivitamin is taken once a day. A Slave may drink only water, or unsweetened tea or coffee with no cream or milk.

Slaves are allowed one handful of dry plain unsweetened Cheerios anytime they feel hungry.

Day 1:                          Breakfast –       ½ grapefruit

                                    Lunch –            Nothing

                                    Dinner –           Lettuce, no dressing

Day 2:                          Breakfast –       1 egg

                                    Lunch –            Nothing

Dinner –           Lettuce with quarter cup pineapple,

   vinaigrette

Day 3:                          Breakfast-        1 egg with ham

                                    Lunch –            Lettuce

                                    Dinner –           1 cup light yogurt

Day 4:                          Breakfast-        1 egg,

                                    Lunch –            Nothing

Dinner –           Lettuce (no dressing) with quarter

   cup pineapple

Day 5                           Breakfast –       ½ grapefruit

                                    Lunch –            Nothing

                                    Dinner –           1 small piece of chicken

Day 6:                          Breakfast –       1 egg

                                    Lunch –            Nothing

                                    Dinner –           1 cup light yogurt

Day 7:                          Breakfast –       ½ grapefruit

                                    Lunch –            Lettuce (no dressing)

                                    Dinner –           1 small piece of chicken

 The Meaner Mistress Jenn Diet

 This version of the diet goes into effect

when the slave complains about the other diet

or if the slave makes a mistake on the other diet.

It can also be used for the first week as an

induction period to show the harshness.

Switching to the other diet after this one

makes the slave thankful and the diet easier

to maintain since it is known  how bad it can get.

  

 Note: A daily multivitamin is taken twice a day. A Slave may drink only water, or unsweetened tea or coffee with no cream or milk.

Slaves are allowed one handful of dry plain unsweetened Cheerios anytime they feel hungry.

Day 1                           Breakfast –       1 egg

                                    Dinner –           1 container light yogurt

Day 2                           Breakfast –       ½ grapefruit

                                    Dinner –           1 container light yogurt

Day 3                           Breakfast –       1 egg

                                    Dinner –           Lettuce with vinaigrette

Day 4                           Breakfast –       1 container light yogurt

                                    Dinner –           1 small piece of chicken

Day 5                           Breakfast –       1 container light yogurt

                                    Dinner –           Lettuce with vinaigrette

Day 6                           Breakfast –       ½ grapefruit

                                    Dinner –           1 container light yogurt

Day 7                           Breakfast –       1 egg

                                    Dinner –           Lettuce with vinaigrette

Qui gli schiavi bagordeggiano, e i padroni ancora di più.

Sono pieno di fame.